There’s nothing better for your wellbeing than laughter! So enjoy some Puns!
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
The English Teacher felt odd after being fired: it was post-grammatic stress disorder.
The arrogant maths teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.
The arrogant computing teacher finally ate a slice of raspberry Pi (that worked better in my head)
Geology class is the bedrock of a decent education.
The geography teacher discovered that her knowledge of earthquakes was a bit shaky.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
A rubber band was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The PE teacher wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
At least the gossipers in the staff room have a sense of rumor
When it’s alphabet soup on the lunch menu, it could spell disaster.
All others by me