There’s nothing better for your wellbeing than laughter! So enjoy some  Puns!


tectonic pun

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

The English Teacher felt odd after being fired: it was post-grammatic stress disorder.

The arrogant maths teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

The arrogant computing teacher finally ate a slice of raspberry Pi (that worked better in my head)

pun class

Geology class is the bedrock of a decent education.

The geography teacher discovered that her knowledge of earthquakes was a bit shaky.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

A rubber band was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The PE teacher wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.

At least the gossipers in the staff room have a sense of rumor

When it’s alphabet soup on the lunch menu, it could spell disaster.

 

Funny Puns gleaned from Freeology or from @cybraryman1

All others by me

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